Ahhh…vacations. A time to enjoy yourself, leave all your stress and worries at home and immerse yourself in the moment. That was my plan during my trip, but I didn’t want to completely throw caution to the wind when it came to eating. Initially I had told myself that I’d eat whatever I wanted, but […] Read more…
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Brain Farts
Just a warning, this is totally a fluff post. I promise I’ll have something more substantial when I get back from my trip to Disney World…and probably some more pictures of me enjoying foods I probably shouldn’t be eating. But until then… …A combination of things reminded me of something I wanted to share, those […] Read more…
Farewell, Java
Dear Coffee, For the longest time I wholeheartedly believed that we were meant to be together. So it is with great sorrow that I must inform you that I’ve moved on. The past three days without you were not as difficult as I originally anticipated, and during that time I came to an important realization. […] Read more…
My issue with the inherently narcissistic nature of blogging.
Today in the shower, while I scrubbed the dead skin off my feet with a pumice, I started thinking about how pointless it all feels sometimes. Not life. Blogging. You see, I have an issue with the inherently narcissistic nature of it. How egotistical and pretentious is it for me to assume that anyone cares […] Read more…
The “Block Out Douches at the Gym” Playlist
Sweet Jesus, being tough is painful. My arm feels like it got pulled out of its socket thanks to my MMA/self defense class. But on the bright side, my gi came in. I’m like, 1/100th of a ninja now. I even kinda feel like I’m sorta getting the hang of things. At least when it […] Read more…
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!
I’m still alive. Not posting as much as I’d like to, but hopefully that will change soon. Since I’m kind of exhausted, the rest of this post will be written in bullets. Being a home owner sucks. I mean, it’s good, but it still sucks. Once you become a home owner you officially join the […] Read more…
Panic at the Dojo
For a long time I didn’t understand anxiety disorders. Since it was something I never struggled with, I thought anxiety was a trifling matter that could be overcome with a little mental hardiness. I’d think, Whatever, man. Everyone has a little bit of anxiety. Just get over it. When people would tell me they wouldn’t […] Read more…
Wagons should come with seatbelts.
Tuesday morning I peeled down my pants in the bathroom at work and was greeted by pink indentations running down either side of my legs. Nothing makes you feel more like dough than seeing the inseam of your jeans impressed into your pale thighs. The reason those indentations were there was because I was bloated […] Read more…
What I’ve learned from working in porn…
That I love banging in front of a camera! Just kidding. I actually work behind the scenes as an editor/copywriter. Ever go to a sex store and read the copy that’s on those XXX DVDs? Yeah, I write that stuff. I also write the copy that goes in magazines and websites, and I get to […] Read more…
Which six pack do you want?
Sometimes in life, you gotta make choices. Pepperoni or Hawaiian. Paper or plastic. Automatic or manual. Life…or something else. But it’s not always easy to know what you really want. I was having a conversation with a friend of mine who has a penchant for partying. She was saying that she really wants six pack […] Read more…